melagan (melagan) wrote in mcsheplets,

Author: melagan
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: nc-17
Word Count: 146
Warning: Fractured fairytale. May disrupt precious childhood memories.

She heard a sound, was that gagging? and ran outside to see.

Well this was unexpected.

Grumpy was wiping his mouth off as he kneeled between a pair of creamy white thighs. Snow was looking down at him, and with a little smirk, he said, “So I guess this means I’ve got too much for you to handle?”

“Oh absolutely not! That will be the day in the garden when you are too much for me. I’ll have you know I was just enthusiastic.”

“Right. Enthusiastic. It’s not like that ever happens.” Snow drawled, with an eye roll thrown in for good measure.

“Oh shut up! Just sit there like a good little prince and I’ll show you exactly why enthusiasm should be appreciated.”

The witch looked at the gleaming apple she was still holding in her hand. Well fuck. She had that spell all wrong.

Tags: author: melagan, genre: au, genre: humor, pairing: john/rodney, rating: nc-17

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